how to be single

1. Don't put yourself out there
-stick to yourself
-don't smile at the opposite sex
-sit in your room at night on your computer
-If you see a guy you like, DO NOT TALK TO THEM!!

2. So Lex said to me today that sometimes she wonders why I'm single and then she remembers this picture and knows that this is the real reason...
so if you take pictures like this you will be single

3. When the opposite sex does come over you should be super awkward and rude...
bring up embarrassing things and moments
only talk about inside jokes
take pictures of them....

4. Eat like a viking or cannible or monster etc.
eat off of everyone else's plate
burp at the table 

5. Have super bad hair days where people politely ask you if you know what hairspray is

(hence in picture below... aka everyday in finance class)

Also if you act stupid or young guys don't find it attractive; blonde is okay though

I only know this because I am very successful in all of these things!!

xoxo